What better way to use vocabulary than Family Guy?

GP: Rudolph, we finally figured out what makes your nose red.
Rudolph: Is it pixie dust or leprechaun tails?
GP: No, it's a tumour.
Rudolph: You mean like a magical Christmas tumour?
GP: No, a malignant tumour, the base of which is lodged deep within your brain.
Rudolph: Oh.
[long pause]
Rudolph: Like a happy special...
GP: You're going to die!

Tee hee. :)